Terry Ward allegedly wanted 45 uninterrupted minutes of football very, very badly

There are easier ways to watch a football game uninterrupted than taping your wife to a chair. 64-year-old Terry Ward is facing an abduction charge after finding a creative yet abusive way to get some time alone; he taped his wife to a chair in the basement. — Read the rest

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